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Friday, 24 April 2009

My Review of 'I Am Legend' (silver lining #128)

I wrote this back when it was in theaters, because it's not often that a movie comes out and I've already read the book. I submitted it to the local newspaper- no dice. Go figs.

"You should go see 'I Am Legend.'

Good shit.

I learned that Vampires (they get capitalized, because they're a race. A lot of people don't capitalize races, but I do, because I'm not a racist. Anyway,) burn like Jews.

Yours in Christ,
-Dozat"

I don't know. Maybe it was a racist paper.

1 comment:

Tomby Stone said...

My review, "Shit sandwich. Do not see. Will Smith. Bastards. Fucking horrible world. Revenge soon."

Of course I haven't seen the film and am judging solely by my inner hipsteromitor but I'll stand by it.