I am the mo-ron who chose 'the bad times' as a theme. It's going nowhere at light speed (one word or two?), so I came up with a gimmick...
The Rotten Bastards Bad Advice Blog!
It goes like this:
I post a question; some sort of issue that's giving me all kinds of grief. The first of you weird fuckers to copy/paste the question into your own post, followed by your advice, in turn gets to ask a question. It goes on like that 'til we get bored of it, or until June.
(Obviously, you can still just write a piece to the main theme for this month, which is 'the bad times.' Doye.)
What say you?
I have this friend, we'll call him WombyBoneClues (inside joke), and he's this brilliant, filthy bi-polar artist from Manchester who I'm totally in love with. Everything he creates is amazing, and it's even better because he thinks it's shit and chucks it in the bin, allowing me to dust it off sign it in the bottom-right-hand corner, and sell it!
Now obviously, I want to live with him and basically make exploiting him a full-time job, but I sort of have a wife and a kid. Oh, and another kid coming in August.
Also, I'm not gay, but the money could be worth it to let him take out his aggression on my sweet, virgin bum bum.
What, oh what, should I do?
Thanks in advance,