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Monday, 24 March 2008

Splurfing

Splurfing is the sexual fetish of ejaculating into someone's nostril. In order to do this, they must have a large nose or the person must have a small penis. The penis must enter the nose and ejaculate so the semen goes far back into the nose canal. From here, the recipient of the semen must cause their self to sneeze the semen and snot back into the ejaculator's mouth. The ejaculator spits this substance into the other person's asshole and then fucks them in the ass with a strap on.

3 comments:

Rotten said...
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Rotten said...

Fuck!

Now I have to buy a strap on.

Tomby Stone said...

So ... you finally figured out why I like girls with big noses.