Rotten Bastards

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Monday, 17 December 2007

My slice of heaven from the cartoon universe would have to be She-Hulk. When I was in Grade 3 I collected these stupid Marvel Cards which featured Marvel characters on them and their special powers on the back. I believe they were called Marvel Power cards. I remember I had a few rare cards and I traded them for one She-Hulk card which was quite common, yet I did not have. I remember hiding it in my room away from the other cards in fear of my parents finding it. There wasn't anything pornographic about it; I can remember her lifting a car over her head and there might have been cartoonish nipple drawn. I am not 100% sure. Regardless of this, I felt it was "dirty" and hid it for fear of my parents finding it. Looking back upon it now, my parents probably would have thought I was a bigger creep for hiding a She-Hulk card away from the other cards than keeping it in the open.

I don't know why I find her attractive. Normally a chick who is all green probably has some type of STD or gangrene. But for some reason she has nice curves to her. I dated a girl who was taller and a lot stronger than me. It wasn't too bad besides the physical abuse she laid on me.

Although I find She-Hulk hot I am afraid that she might have a similiar trait to female bodybuilders: an oversized clit. I worry about it being so big that she might sodomize me with it and seeing as she has super strength, I couldn't fight her off. Then again, I worry more that I might like it.


Tomby Stone said...

I didn't even know there was a She Hulk and I'd still have put money on you wanting to fuck her. This doesn't do much to destroy my image of you as a muscle obsessed jock who beats hookers to death while crying and listening to sad opera music in some steroid induced violent red haze. I can say though in all honesty that you're one of my absolute favourite people to read stuff by because you're always damn funny without fucking around with too much unnecessary wordplay and stuff. I'm still jealous of you, you STD loving freak.

Meshach said...


I too, collected those cards. I know I had a She Hulk at some point too. When I go home, I'll take a gander and see if I canfind it and if I do I'll send it to you. I can't say that I kept that one off to the side, but I do remember it being pretty sexual too. Or at least more so than the Galactus one I had about a million copies of. I hated getting all of those "doubles" all the time. Anyhow, its great to read your stuff again. Take it easy man.

Sariel Thrawn said...

Two words: green vagina.