Daria. Ahhh, yes.
She's smart, she's cute, she wears glasses and she isn't real.
Everything a man could want in a woman.
And a wit so caustic it can destroy entire cities.
See the thing is I want to fuck her. Really. Deeply. Passionately.
But I've never actually pictured the event in my mind.
I can't describe the scene to you because, in truth, I have no idea how it would play out. All I can say is that without a doubt in my mind, I want to fuck Daria. Hard.
True, she may not have the most attractive physique. However, I think my attraction is firmly one of the mind and not the body. If I could fuck her brain, I probably would. But I would gladly settle for her two-dimensional vagina. Settle? Shit, I'd consider it an honour.
I would gladly go down on her all night, regardless of the amount of paper cuts I received. It makes me wonder what cartoon cum would taste like? Like candy perhaps? Or ink?