Jeff: Hey man, have you ever thought about shit in life that will never be explained?
Jake: Do you mean like the pyramids and aliens, that shit?
Jeff: Nah, I'm thinking about something involving Jess.
Jake: Fuck, not again. You know she's a dyke right? You've seen Chasing Amy and listened to that Weezer song. There's no way you can make her straight dude. It's mission impossible.
Jeff: Ya i know that... I just mean last night I was at her house and we ended up sleeping together?
Jake: WHAT?! You were able to fuck her?!
Jeff: Nah, I didn't even try.
Jake: Then what the fuck is the problem?
Jeff: Well I know she's a lesbian and I have no chance so I don't even try.
Jake: Go on...
Jeff: Even knowing all this I woke up beside her with a bad case of morning wood...
Jake: That will never be explained dude, never will it be explained.