I read Kerouac and Ginsberg.
I dream of being a beat poet.
I live in a newly renovated loft apartment.
All my clothes are pre-owned.
My record collection is nothing but original one-off pressings of bands you've never heard of.
My sandals are made from hemp.
My favourite book is Che Guevara's biography.
I only smoke European cigarettes.
The best movies ever made are Soviet underground animation full length features.
I'm a vegan.
I brew my own beer.
I ride a bicycle.
Nothing is cool unless I say it is.
The things you like don't count for shit unless I deem them worthy to be called 'cool'.
I have no label.
I am unique.