No, not really. I'm going to just re-use one of my first bits on the subject as best as I can remember it.
"So, I don't know if I'm queer or not... It's worrying because, I'm terrified of dicks. Not this one(points at Sgt. Terror) we got a good thing going. But I had a moment recently watching the movie Smokin' Aces. HEY, any man who can't admit Ryan Reynolds is a pretty man is gay by default!! Anyway, there's this big ending where my little Ry-Ry has this hero moment... Quoth George Kostanza, 'It moved'. Not that I sprung a bedpost sized erection, it was more like when you're in a department store and see a cute saleswoman undressing a mannequin and you just get that little... twinge. Eh whatever."
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Previous Rotten Bastard Topics
- 2007:
- January – Rise Up! Rise up!
- February – Paranoia
- March – School Time Memories
- April – Evolution
- May – The Town Where I Grew Up
- July – A Dream Of A Thousand Fish
- June – This Is Really Pissing Me Off!
- August – Aesop’s Fables: Uncensored
- September – The Future
- October - Five Minutes
- November - Dialogue
- December - Cartoon Fuckfest
- 2008:
- January - America
- February - Working For The Man
- March - The New Perversion
- April - What Are Your Influences?
- May - Nobody Knows...
- June - I'm Not Racist But...
- July - Rotten Bastards
- August - Fucked From The Beginning
- September - Rotten Bastards Goes To The Movies
- October - Alcohol
- November - Beating a Dead Horse
- December - In a Perfect World
- 2009
- January - Judgement Day
- February - Yes We Can!
- March - Confession
- April - Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!
- May - The Bad Time Advice Blog
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Is that the guy who's married to Scarlettt Johhhnannsnssson ?? I've never seen him and know nothing more about him than that but that's enough to let me know I'd pitch a circus tent watching the guy die a slow painful death.
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